This site is on the search for new dirty words. The kind of words that will offend parents of tomorrow.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Jazzin Yer Bone has won the latest poll with millions of votes from around the world. Thank you for voting world.
4 comments:
Anonymous
said...
While the stated goal from the outset of appearing on "Pimp My Ride" with his Jazzy 1170 didn't go exactly as planned, Darius said by then it had become far more about the journey than about the destination. "The time we spent together, the things we did, the way we all got to be so close, that was the big thing," said Darius. As for his Jazzy, Darius said it serves him well, allowing him to pursue life to its fullest, without hesitation. "The Jazzy has been good for me," he said. "It's been a lot of places with me and I've always been able to count on it."
i went to the movie with this escort named Barbra before the show even started she started to suck my Cucklesween. it did not take long before she was swallowing my Flimgag. the dude sitting infront of me was on the school bord, he is a Fuckabee, the Gungfunger had the Hutchinunce to sugest i should let him stick himself in her Hymgy wile i continued Jazzin Yer Bone. "NO" i yelled you damn Kasuggle, then the usher came by and said "mr.Lapulante, im going to have to ask you to leave the theater"."WHAT" i replide, im friends with the Motivator you Paint-Waxer, Pootscoot your way out of my view so i can get my Puckler Redenbacherd again! Sepulp was the only sound you heard for the rest of the movie. it was a good film about Spend Into Debt Conservative Taint-Waxers. now im back home full of popcorn and soda feeling Turkey Tamed.
The words in bold text are the curse words of tomorrow. If you happen to like one use it in conversation at the mall, the theater, or the stadium. When people look at you funny tell them about this site so they can be educated. Thank You Motivator.
Awesome - no one should use this word B-Hole - @ssh@le
Bandersnatch - an elderly woman's vagina Barbra - a snatch that is so dry it is flaking, peeling, and bleeding. More of a way to describe a snatch, or anything that fits that description Blee-Jay - another term for oral sex
Blowpoo - a person who gives people a blowjob while they are on the toilet Bobbinknob - penis Bonnysized - f@cked up Chitgag - that's the sh!t ClubChummer - sleazy older dude hittin on young girls at the club Confidence - when a girl shows her tits in public Dubreamed - you have been screwed
Ertyderty - eerily dirty Farthuffer - anyone you are sharing a room/car/small space with that doesn't seem to mind when you let a Indian food/Shrimp Taco fart goooooooooo.
Ferbit - a new term for f@ck it
Firtinger - another word for motherf@cker Flimgag - that's when a girl chooses to spit instead of swallowing Fuckabee - a terrible presidential candidate
Fuglug - a person you hate that you work with
Fyrf - aka f@ck your face Goosuckle - a blowjob Grafar - a boss that likes to play grabass Gungfunger - a dumb f@ck
Gurbar - a big dump Hibkittle - someone who kicks you while you are down Hubflucker - a dumb f@ck Hutchinunce - a rare disease that means your likely to make bad rock music and strangle yourself whilst masturbating Hymgy - vagina Jabjaw - someone who won't shut the f@ck up
Jazzin Yer Bone - making fun of someone in a playful manner Jurue - f@ck Kasuggle - oral sex Kiggletugg - butt rape Lapulante - a guy who is extra douchey Lord Ballyhoo - old vagina Motivator - Motherf@cker Neil Diamond of the toilet - douchebag or dominator of poo Paint-Waxer - a man who bleaches is taint Pipper - a happy b@st@rd
Plyplypoo - when a piece of toilet paper gets stuck to your butt Poocloud - a fart
Pooper - a new word for an attractive but Pootscoot - when a dog wipes it's dirty butt on your clothes or furniture Pooskittle - a fleck of color in your poo Pudfad - f@ck someone up Pudfud - cunt punch Qwerlinger - anal personality
Qwerty You's - f@ck in a Jersey geek accent
Raddy - a dad with a rat tail
Rebiffed - another word for f@cked Redenbacher - a guy who dates younger women
Returra - another word for vagina Rollin the dice - masturbating
Ruptip - a man that has taken a kick to the groin Salmon Flinger - corporate bastard Screwpoo - sh!thead
Sepulp - an involuntary discharge from the body. Shigargle - when you realize you have drunk someones poo water instead of coffee Sitzfogged - blowing @ss while in the act of sitting down Skank-Gobbler - younger brother of taint-waxer
Spend into Debt Conservative - any Republican
Stop Giving Me Urinary Track Infections - the female equivalent to stop bustin my balls
Strupper - a stripper so haggard you want to throw up.
Subpooper - a person who always dumps extra work on your lap
Supplejob - filthy handjob
Surlyburr - another term for a blowjob
Taint Sweat Nasty - a hot & humid summer day in the south Taint-Waxer - muscular tan douchebag Teatsuckler - momma's boy
That Gave My Taint A Hickey - when something or someone sucks more than balls
Timjim - when a slimjim has been forced up a butt
Toolbox - a chick who dates tools Tooted Polluted - smelly fart
Tratty - a sexually confused jock
Tundle - a case of the runs Turkey Tamed - your penis has been severed Turley - when you throw up after drinking tequila
Ubered - really f@cked up Vagina Job - oral sex Whiskey - get f@cked up Yapptiger - a woman who wants to be a cougar but is just annoying
4 comments:
While the stated goal from the outset of appearing on "Pimp My Ride" with his Jazzy 1170 didn't go exactly as planned, Darius said by then it had become far more about the journey than about the destination. "The time we spent together, the things we did, the way we all got to be so close, that was the big thing," said Darius. As for his Jazzy, Darius said it serves him well, allowing him to pursue life to its fullest, without hesitation. "The Jazzy has been good for me," he said. "It's been a lot of places with me and I've always been able to count on it."
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a-head."
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes in-verse.
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
i went to the movie with this escort named Barbra before the show even started she started to suck my Cucklesween. it did not take long before she was swallowing my Flimgag. the dude sitting infront of me was on the school bord, he is a Fuckabee, the Gungfunger had the Hutchinunce to sugest i should let him stick himself in her Hymgy wile i continued Jazzin Yer Bone. "NO" i yelled you damn Kasuggle, then the usher came by and said "mr.Lapulante, im going to have to ask you to leave the theater"."WHAT" i replide, im friends with the Motivator you Paint-Waxer, Pootscoot your way out of my view so i can get my Puckler Redenbacherd again!
Sepulp was the only sound you heard for the rest of the movie. it was a good film about
Spend Into Debt Conservative
Taint-Waxers. now im back home full of popcorn and soda feeling
Turkey Tamed.
Post a Comment