This site is on the search for new dirty words. The kind of words that will offend parents of tomorrow.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Motivator is back from Santamas break and has come up with a doozy of a word. Fyrf rhymes with Nerf. Fyrf stands for F@ck Your Face. Fyrf Tom Brady. Fyrf laundry. Fyrf bad drivers. Fyrf Pizza Hut. Fyrf spellcheck.
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Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it,
I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving it at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'
The words in bold text are the curse words of tomorrow. If you happen to like one use it in conversation at the mall, the theater, or the stadium. When people look at you funny tell them about this site so they can be educated. Thank You Motivator.
Awesome - no one should use this word B-Hole - @ssh@le
Bandersnatch - an elderly woman's vagina Barbra - a snatch that is so dry it is flaking, peeling, and bleeding. More of a way to describe a snatch, or anything that fits that description Blee-Jay - another term for oral sex
Blowpoo - a person who gives people a blowjob while they are on the toilet Bobbinknob - penis Bonnysized - f@cked up Chitgag - that's the sh!t ClubChummer - sleazy older dude hittin on young girls at the club Confidence - when a girl shows her tits in public Dubreamed - you have been screwed
Ertyderty - eerily dirty Farthuffer - anyone you are sharing a room/car/small space with that doesn't seem to mind when you let a Indian food/Shrimp Taco fart goooooooooo.
Ferbit - a new term for f@ck it
Firtinger - another word for motherf@cker Flimgag - that's when a girl chooses to spit instead of swallowing Fuckabee - a terrible presidential candidate
Fuglug - a person you hate that you work with
Fyrf - aka f@ck your face Goosuckle - a blowjob Grafar - a boss that likes to play grabass Gungfunger - a dumb f@ck
Gurbar - a big dump Hibkittle - someone who kicks you while you are down Hubflucker - a dumb f@ck Hutchinunce - a rare disease that means your likely to make bad rock music and strangle yourself whilst masturbating Hymgy - vagina Jabjaw - someone who won't shut the f@ck up
Jazzin Yer Bone - making fun of someone in a playful manner Jurue - f@ck Kasuggle - oral sex Kiggletugg - butt rape Lapulante - a guy who is extra douchey Lord Ballyhoo - old vagina Motivator - Motherf@cker Neil Diamond of the toilet - douchebag or dominator of poo Paint-Waxer - a man who bleaches is taint Pipper - a happy b@st@rd
Plyplypoo - when a piece of toilet paper gets stuck to your butt Poocloud - a fart
Pooper - a new word for an attractive but Pootscoot - when a dog wipes it's dirty butt on your clothes or furniture Pooskittle - a fleck of color in your poo Pudfad - f@ck someone up Pudfud - cunt punch Qwerlinger - anal personality
Qwerty You's - f@ck in a Jersey geek accent
Raddy - a dad with a rat tail
Rebiffed - another word for f@cked Redenbacher - a guy who dates younger women
Returra - another word for vagina Rollin the dice - masturbating
Ruptip - a man that has taken a kick to the groin Salmon Flinger - corporate bastard Screwpoo - sh!thead
Sepulp - an involuntary discharge from the body. Shigargle - when you realize you have drunk someones poo water instead of coffee Sitzfogged - blowing @ss while in the act of sitting down Skank-Gobbler - younger brother of taint-waxer
Spend into Debt Conservative - any Republican
Stop Giving Me Urinary Track Infections - the female equivalent to stop bustin my balls
Strupper - a stripper so haggard you want to throw up.
Subpooper - a person who always dumps extra work on your lap
Supplejob - filthy handjob
Surlyburr - another term for a blowjob
Taint Sweat Nasty - a hot & humid summer day in the south Taint-Waxer - muscular tan douchebag Teatsuckler - momma's boy
That Gave My Taint A Hickey - when something or someone sucks more than balls
Timjim - when a slimjim has been forced up a butt
Toolbox - a chick who dates tools Tooted Polluted - smelly fart
Tratty - a sexually confused jock
Tundle - a case of the runs Turkey Tamed - your penis has been severed Turley - when you throw up after drinking tequila
Ubered - really f@cked up Vagina Job - oral sex Whiskey - get f@cked up Yapptiger - a woman who wants to be a cougar but is just annoying
1 comment:
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now
that I know it,
I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in
the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all
captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow
was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving it at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!
Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
one-finger-salute!
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used
with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'
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