Monday, November 17, 2008
Jazzin Yer Bone - making fun of someone in a playful manner. Christian tells John to "clean the backline". John replies "Christian you slick haired hibkittle, you're bustin my balls". Christian looks confused, to which John replies "I'm just jazzin yer bone dude". This in no way depicts a day in the life of White Chocolate.
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"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it, to find a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams."
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
A guy goes for his annual check-up, and about a week later his doctor calls him in to give him the results.
"Well," says the doc, "You're in pretty good health, however I do have some good news and bad news for you."
"Give me the GOOD news first." requests the guy.
"You're penis is three inches longer than it was on your last physical."
"That's GREAT!" exclaims the guy, "but what's the BAD news?"
The doctor replies, "It's malignant!"
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