A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDP A: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
IMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.
THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
It has come to the attention of our government that a serious chicken threat has been realized. We are proclaiming the threat as a Level Red chicken threat. We have mobilized our armed forces in response to the reports and caution all citizens to be wary of suspicious chickens. The government has also decided to erect a fence surrounding all chicken borders to repel the illegal chicken crossing.
The words in bold text are the curse words of tomorrow. If you happen to like one use it in conversation at the mall, the theater, or the stadium. When people look at you funny tell them about this site so they can be educated. Thank You Motivator.
Awesome - no one should use this word B-Hole - @ssh@le
Bandersnatch - an elderly woman's vagina Barbra - a snatch that is so dry it is flaking, peeling, and bleeding. More of a way to describe a snatch, or anything that fits that description Blee-Jay - another term for oral sex
Blowpoo - a person who gives people a blowjob while they are on the toilet Bobbinknob - penis Bonnysized - f@cked up Chitgag - that's the sh!t ClubChummer - sleazy older dude hittin on young girls at the club Confidence - when a girl shows her tits in public Dubreamed - you have been screwed
Ertyderty - eerily dirty Farthuffer - anyone you are sharing a room/car/small space with that doesn't seem to mind when you let a Indian food/Shrimp Taco fart goooooooooo.
Ferbit - a new term for f@ck it
Firtinger - another word for motherf@cker Flimgag - that's when a girl chooses to spit instead of swallowing Fuckabee - a terrible presidential candidate
Fuglug - a person you hate that you work with
Fyrf - aka f@ck your face Goosuckle - a blowjob Grafar - a boss that likes to play grabass Gungfunger - a dumb f@ck
Gurbar - a big dump Hibkittle - someone who kicks you while you are down Hubflucker - a dumb f@ck Hutchinunce - a rare disease that means your likely to make bad rock music and strangle yourself whilst masturbating Hymgy - vagina Jabjaw - someone who won't shut the f@ck up
Jazzin Yer Bone - making fun of someone in a playful manner Jurue - f@ck Kasuggle - oral sex Kiggletugg - butt rape Lapulante - a guy who is extra douchey Lord Ballyhoo - old vagina Motivator - Motherf@cker Neil Diamond of the toilet - douchebag or dominator of poo Paint-Waxer - a man who bleaches is taint Pipper - a happy b@st@rd
Plyplypoo - when a piece of toilet paper gets stuck to your butt Poocloud - a fart
Pooper - a new word for an attractive but Pootscoot - when a dog wipes it's dirty butt on your clothes or furniture Pooskittle - a fleck of color in your poo Pudfad - f@ck someone up Pudfud - cunt punch Qwerlinger - anal personality
Qwerty You's - f@ck in a Jersey geek accent
Raddy - a dad with a rat tail
Rebiffed - another word for f@cked Redenbacher - a guy who dates younger women
Returra - another word for vagina Rollin the dice - masturbating
Ruptip - a man that has taken a kick to the groin Salmon Flinger - corporate bastard Screwpoo - sh!thead
Sepulp - an involuntary discharge from the body. Shigargle - when you realize you have drunk someones poo water instead of coffee Sitzfogged - blowing @ss while in the act of sitting down Skank-Gobbler - younger brother of taint-waxer
Spend into Debt Conservative - any Republican
Stop Giving Me Urinary Track Infections - the female equivalent to stop bustin my balls
Strupper - a stripper so haggard you want to throw up.
Subpooper - a person who always dumps extra work on your lap
Supplejob - filthy handjob
Surlyburr - another term for a blowjob
Taint Sweat Nasty - a hot & humid summer day in the south Taint-Waxer - muscular tan douchebag Teatsuckler - momma's boy
That Gave My Taint A Hickey - when something or someone sucks more than balls
Timjim - when a slimjim has been forced up a butt
Toolbox - a chick who dates tools Tooted Polluted - smelly fart
Tratty - a sexually confused jock
Tundle - a case of the runs Turkey Tamed - your penis has been severed Turley - when you throw up after drinking tequila
Ubered - really f@cked up Vagina Job - oral sex Whiskey - get f@cked up Yapptiger - a woman who wants to be a cougar but is just annoying
5 comments:
I got into the elevator and this girl asks if she can smell my balls. I said NO.
she said THEN IT MUST BE YOUR FEET..
Have you heard about the new deordorant called
Umpire?
It's for foul balls.
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDP A: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
IMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.
THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
It has come to the attention of our government that a serious chicken threat has been realized. We are proclaiming the threat as a Level Red chicken threat. We have mobilized our armed forces in response to the reports and caution all citizens to be wary of suspicious chickens. The government has also decided to erect a fence surrounding all chicken borders to repel the illegal chicken crossing.
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