BI-Monthly ways to say

I know, I know, I'm an alcoholic big juruein deal. Lady's, remember to get your hymgy checked, no teatsuckler wants to go down on a barbra. If such a case should occur you shall receive a pudfud. Guys remember your bobbinknob is important. A supplejob is much better than rollin the dice, because it involves a lady, a dirty lady maybe but never the less. Use your word wisely don't be a paint waxer.